"One and done.
Went in on a quiet Friday night.
At 9:15-ish, dude came around saying "last call." Seemed early but we went for it. A few minutes later a woman came by and aggressively shut the garage door right next to our table. At 9:50, the same woman came by and said, "Hey folks, we're closed." We just left our drinks and walked toward the door at that point.
I asked the guy at the host stand what their hours were. He told me "10, but it's dead so we decided to close early."
I had two beers, neither was great. My wife had a couple Moscow mules that tasted like lemon juice and cheap vodka. So, technically speaking, four and done but done, nonetheless.
No wonder you're dead and having to close early on a Friday night."